When Bont arrived, it was dry, and when Bont left, it was dry but in between the Sahara desert conditions, the weather resembled something at the North Pole, although there were no poles present as this was Newbridge-on-Wye not Llanybydder-on-Warsaw. In the changing room, roly-poly radio presenter...

Bont XI vs Abermule Despite most of Mid Wales looking like the set of the film Waterworld, no surface water was present on the field at Bont FC as they took on Powys weirdos Abermule in the only remaining fixture in the league.  The changing room was full, as a squad of 15 got changed....

"For fuck sake, not Newbridge again" and "Don't you play them every other week?" are common phrases heard around the village of Bont, but not all of the time, only every other week when we play Newbridge. The amount of humans required to make a full football team is 11, and like a second rate...

As well as making naked calendars, Bont XI actually play football. But like the fact that Adolf Hitler was a great leader, it's often overlooked. Bont's very own Fuehrer Rhodri Morgans played himself in goal in a new look Bont side that hadn't really changed at all. After the players entered the...

Match Report - Kerry vs Bont XI  It's not often you can hate a place so far away from where you live. Kerry is a quaint little village just outside Newtown, the pitch is surrounded by trees yet the team consists of a goalkeeper, 1 nice striker and 9 twats. The Bont warm up wasn't warm, more...

It was a day that Bont FC won't be forgetting for a while, well, at least until Tuesday. It was the second of three trips this month up to the northern wilderness between Newtown and Welshpool, which is only inhabited by wild animals, known locally as humans, and far too many football teams that...

After making the mistake of thinking Bont were playing Newbridge last week, Bont XI played Newbridge today, and might play them next week just for a laugh. With a few players missing due to holidays to Poland and work, Bont gambled by playing 18 stone (give or take a few tones) rugby player and...

Despite it being a weekend of international football, no Bont players had made the Welsh squad so the game was on. The last Bont player to play for Wales was Lloyd Thomas in the 1950's and he was still the closest player to be called up today. Everyone thought Bont were playing Newbridge, but it...

While trotting horses ran around a half-mile circuit half a mile down the road at Rasus Tregaron, 2 teams turned up to kick off another season in Spar Mid Wales Division 2. Bont have a new manager - Rhodri Morgans, who turned up in a suit to mark the occasion, faced Kerry, a team consisting of a...

Oherwydd bod cyn lleied o gemau wedi'i chwarae, mae'r gynghrair wedi penderfynu cyfuno gwobra Chwaraewr a Rheolwr y mis ar gyfer misoedd Rhagfyr, Ionawr a Chwefror. Neb o Bont wedi ennill gwobr y tro yma diolch byth! Dim syndod mai Trefaldwy'n sydd wedi dominyddu gwobrau Adran 2. Dyma'r enillwyr yn...